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Crazy PUPPY-CLONING LADY said to be crazy 1970s sex fugitive
Cute OLYMPIC OPENING-CEREMONY SINGER lip-synchs to less-cute kid's vocals
ROLLING STONE shrinks in size, gathers less moss
STING interrupts final Police concert to shave beard. Stewart Copeland, Andy Summers get mani-pedis
GEORGE ORWELL diaries to be published on daily blog. Somebody get this guy a book deal!
Most expensive piece of ELVIS memorabilia sells for $300K. Clearly worth every penny
After calling off engagement, SALMA HAYEK announces wedding-themed reality show
PREDICTABLE
BRAD PITT signs up for long-awaited QUENTIN TARANTINO film Inglorious Bastards
DAVID HASSELHOFF starts social-networking HoffSpace: "Get a conversation started over me"
SEACREST in! American Idol host named permanent co-host of Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve
CLAY AIKEN'S son is born. Let the baby-photo bidding begin!
Upcoming ADRIAN GRENIER documentary stars 14-year-old paparazzo, also known as a kid who just really likes Entourage
Totally confused by LOST, J.J. Abrams turns his attention to producing an earthquake flick
TORI SPELLING quits 90210 spin-off, demanding as much money as Shannon Doherty. Tori, this is all she's got
STEVEN TYLER sells memoir for more than $2 million. Tentatively titled If Only My Lips Could Speak
BRITNEY SPEARS in 2008 MTV Video Music Awards promos. If at first you don't succeed ...
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY plants kid's placenta in ground. Seriously, nothing he does is surprising anymore
SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE