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BALLOON MAN flies to Idaho
MADONNA and A-ROD! Totally explains why he was out for weeks with a "groin pull"
Man defaces HITLER head at Berlin wax museum. Wax Goebbels requests transfer to Buenos Aires branch
Lost footage of German silent film METROPOLIS found in Argentina
Former Clinton spokesman HOWARD WOLFSON to join Fox News
MCCONAUGHEY baby born wearing more clothes than Daddy
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL stars unlikely to sign on for fourth installment
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SACHA BARON COHEN suspected of orchestrating gay cage fight in Arkansas. Sure, Arkansas, sure
CROCODILE DUNDEE at war with Australian tax authorities
OSBOURNE FAMILY to host Fox variety show
NICOLE KIDMAN names baby Sunday Rose Urban. J. Crew wishes it had thought of that
DREW BARRYMORE and Mac guy JUSTIN LONG go their separate ways. He'll always have PC Guy
VILLAGE PEOPLE'S policeman undergoes vocal-cord surgery, decades too late
MICHAEL VICK files for bankruptcy
Rapper DMX arrested for third time in two weeks
ASHLEY DUPRE in negotiations for reality show. Other reality shows actually ashamed
SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE