Thursday, May. 29, 2008

Pop Chart

SHOCKING

Mixed martial arts debuts on CBS. KIMBO SLICE, the new face of the Tiffany Network

SHARON STONE attributes China earthquake to bad karma. Karmic cost of Basic Instinct 2 still being calculated

TRISTAN WILDS, "Michael" from The Wire, cast in 90210 remake. Brian Austin Green cowering in fear

La-Di-Da-Di. New York governor pardons rapper SLICK RICK

PRINCESS BRIDE online game to be released 20 years after the movie debuted. Have fun storming the castle!

WOODY HARRELSON plans to maroon himself on an island for 40 days. David Blaine to hold his breath until Harrelson returns

TONY SOPRANO'S wardrobe to be auctioned for charity. The perfect Father's Day gift for the dad who likes to kill in breathable comfort

STEVEN SODERBERGH'S 4 1/2-hr. Che Guevara movie premieres at Cannes. Viewers attempt unsuccessful coup of projectionist booth

PREDICTABLE

LOU PEARLMAN sentenced to 25 years in prison for creating Backstreet Boys, O-Town. Correction: Lou Pearlman, creator of Backstreet Boys, O-Town, sentenced to 25 years

CELINE DION receives Legion of Honor medal from France, global capital of good taste

MTV to follow rapper T.I. through his 1,000 hours of community service

ROBBIE KNIEVEL breaks Dad's record by jumping over 24 Coke Zero trucks. Remember when it was all about the daredeviling?

JOSE CANSECO to take on former NFLer in Atlantic City celebrity boxing match. Paging Kimbo Slice

DENISE RICHARDS, DINA LOHAN reality shows premiere

SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE