Monday, Sep. 27, 2004
DID BENNY FIND A NEW JENNY?
By Rebecca Winters
BEN AFFLECK can choose from any Sue or Betty. But the Boston boy whose past coupling with JENNIFER LOPEZ sent paparazzi swooning has been spied recently with another Jen--JENNIFER GARNER. Are the two a pair or just pals? Their publicists won't comment. Time for a Jen-off.
OLD JEN: Jennifer Lopez
KNOWN FOR: Shaking her killer booty on MTV
SHARED SCREEN TIME: Critically panned Gigli, doomed-by-association Jersey Girl
PREVIOUS MR. LOPEZ: Backup dancer and future trivia answer Cris Judd
HIDEOUS COUPLE NICKNAME: Bennifer
WE KNEW IT WAS OVER WHEN: The media-besieged pair's wedding plans included decoy brides
NEW JEN?: Jennifer Garner
KNOWN FOR: Kicking killers' booties on ABC's Alias
SHARED SCREEN TIME: Critically panned Daredevil, upcoming Elektra
PREVIOUS MR. GARNER: Felicity actor and future trivia answer Scott Foley
HIDEOUS COUPLE NICKNAME: BenGar
WE'LL BELIEVE IT'S TRUE WHEN: We see the West Virginia lovely don a Red Sox cap