News Quiz

By Josh Tyrangiel and Joel Stein

1. Aspen, Colo., is considering which new advertising slogan?

a) Persons viewed in mirror may appear sexier than ever before b) Our snow is white, our people are whiter c) Where brownies cook faster d) Kiss my Aspen

2. While visiting Brazil, Bill Clinton and Anthony Hopkins:

a) were asked, "Who would like more fried plantains?" b) waved at a waterfall and went bikini shopping c) starred in Dirty Old Men d) paid too much for those hats

3. Chicagoans were asked to read To Kill a Mocking-bird because:

a) Oprah runs that town b) No other good choices for Harper Lee Day c) Boo Radley best substitute for Harry Caray d) City wants to increase literacy

4. The redesigned official White House website includes:

A) live "Vice President Cheney EKG feed" B) updates on the First Family pets C) Absolut Jenna pop-up ad D) Laura Bush staring-contest game

5. Which stock symbol did Michael Jackson touch while touring the NASDAQ?

a) CRTCH b) OSHKOSH-B'GOSH c) PYT d) INTC

ANSWERS: 1-a, 2-b, 3-d, 4-b, 5-d