News Quiz

By Melissa August, Amanda Bower, Beau Briese, Rhett Butler, Kathryn Hoffman, Sora Song, Heather Won Tesoriero, Kadesha Thomas, Josh Tyrangiel

1. In the final episode of Xena: Warrior Princess, Xena:

a) joins Autolycus to eat Joxer--and loves every bite b) gets decapitated c) wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette d) wishes she'd wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette

2.This two-headed crocodile:

a) was born in Thailand b) can take out Bronstein and Sharon Stone c) is already signed up for Roger Corman's Gator Bait 3: Deadly but Immobile d) will be dead before you read this

3. After fainting during a speech, Fidel Castro said:

a) "I finally bored myself to sleep" b) "I won't faint again" c) "I saw Che. He said the pork in heaven is sweeter" d) "I'm so sorry, I thought I saw Jenna Elfman in the audience"

4. Researchers revealed that fireflies control their light by:

a) getting Skynyrd to play a ballad b) playing with the dimmer switch on their tiny little butts c) releasing nitric oxide d) clapping with their tiny little wings

5. North Dakota is thinking of changing its name to:

a) N-Diddy b) West Minnesota c) the Less Boring Dakota d) Dakota e) Land of Land f) Free Beer

ANSWERS: 1-b, 2-a, 3-b, 4-c, 5-d