News Quiz

By Kathleen Adams, Val Castronovo, Randy Hartwell, Joel Stein, Ellin Martens, Joseph Pierro, Sora Song and Josh Tyrangiel

1. Muhammad Ali finally apologized to Joe Frazier for:

a) Hitting him so damned hard b) His guest appearance on Diff'rent Strokes c) Calling him an Uncle Tom d) Advising against "Joe Frazier's Grill"

2. This woman:

a) Is auditioning for I Know Why the Caged Girl Sings b) Is protesting the treatment of tigers by Ringling Bros. c) Built a cage from the inside d) Is trying to turn either Siegfried or Roy

3. For the first time ever on Friends:

a) A black actor was featured b) Joey and Chandler made sweet, sweet love c) Monica ate a carb d) One of the characters acted age appropriately

4. The Census revealed that New York City:

a) Is a nice place to visit, but the Census wouldn't want to live there b) Smells darn good c) Has a population of 8 million people d) Has a population of 16 million rats

5. Prez Bush broke a promise about:

a) Pulling Laura's hair in public b) Carbon emissions c) Slipping lardons to Dick Cheney d) Playing ball in the White House

ANSWERS: 1-c, 2-b, 3-a, 4-c, 5-b