Notebook

By By Melissa August, Val Castronovo, Matthew Cooper, Daren Fonda, Ellin Martens, Benjamin Nugent, Julie Rawe, Flora Tartakovsky and Josh Tyrangiel

WINNERS & LOSERS

[WINNERS]

DON MARRON Thank you, PaineWebber. All brokerage stocks soar after CEO announces deal to sell to Swiss

KEENEN IVORY WAYANS Which Wayans are you again? Not so hard to remember after your Scary Movie hits No. 1

LANCE ARMSTRONG Oops, you did it again! Cancer survivor cycles up a powerful Tour de France performance

[& LOSERS]

CHRISTINE TODD WHITMAN Photo: N.J. Guv gleefully frisking black suspect. Uh, excuses ain't helping. Apologize and move on

YOKO ONO Suing Tokyo subway operator for using John's face on tickets. "Imagine no mass transit..."

RICHARD PERLE Advises Israel to nix a peace deal w/o Jerusalem. Say bye to Defense Sec job with Bush