Monday, Apr. 10, 2000

We Need to Know...

By Michele Orecklin

--Can ANGELINA JOLIE (1) and her brother help Americans get over their squeamishness about public displays of affection between siblings?

--Can PEDRO ALMODOVAR (2) help Americans get over their squeamishness about public displays of affection between directors and their Oscars?

--Can WILLIE FULGEAR (3), the man who found the lost Oscars, help COURTNEY LOVE (4) find her bra?

--Did CHAD LOWE (5) learn nothing from wife Hilary Swank's film, Boys Don't Cry?

--Are WARREN BEATTY and JACK NICHOLSON (6) laughing over the size of their Social Security checks?

--Does Marge Simpson know ERYKAH BADU (7) stole her hairstyle?

--Can CATHERINE DENEUVE (8) and NICOLE KIDMAN (9) lead their ragtag band of intergalactic warriors to victory?

--How is it that the best cleavage of the night was sported by TREY PARKER and MATT STONE (10), two people with chest hair?