Notebook

By Harriet Barovick, Tam Gray, Sandra Jamison, Daniel Levy, Lina Lofaro, David Spitz, Flora Tartakovsky and Chris Taylor

WINNERS & LOSERS

[WINNERS]

SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN Former POW looks like a man with a plan. Does neat impersonation of a commander in chief

SHANNON FAULKNER Citadel's first female cadet wins $4 mil to cover legal fees. That should bring school to attention

MR. BIGGLESWORTH Dr. Evil's cohort named Cats magazine's "Cat of the Year." Socks no longer the big meow

[& LOSERS]

GEORGE W. BUSH Almost-candidate delays opinion on Kosovo strikes. Does neat impersonation of President Clinton

KENNETH KAUNDA President of Zambia for 27 years, but court says he's not a citizen. Then someone tries to kill him

MCDONALD'S Belgrade outlets closed because of war. Reputation of French-fry diplomacy badly chipped