We Want to Know...

By Michele Orecklin

1 When ROBERTO BENIGNI shifts his antennae, can he tune in Jupiter?

2 At what point did COLIN POWELL realize the awards show took longer than the ground war in Iraq?

3 Shouldn't someone have told MINNIE DRIVER that she forgot to zip up her dress?

4 Didn't CELINE DION realize that a modern accessory like the pimp hat doesn't really work with the classic double-breasted, white-silk suit worn backward? 5 Could this pleasant-looking woman be the same FERNANDA MONTENEGRO who two days after the Academy Awards said Gwyneth Paltrow bagged her Oscar only because she is "thin, pure and virginal" and Life Is Beautiful "didn't deserve to win"?

6 Hey, aren't the auditions for Riverdance down the street?

7 Is this the only performer still willing to work with VAL KILMER?

8 Is the man posing with LIV TYLER her father, Aerosmith rocker STEVEN TYLER, or a suburban housewife?

9 Will FRANK LANGELLA receive some kind of honorary award for being able to laugh convincingly at all of girlfriend Whoopi Goldberg's jokes? (And will he ever again get this much face time on TV?)

10 Was SOPHIA LOREN able to find what remained of host WHOOPI GOLDBERG's dignity?