WINNERS & LOSERS

WINNERS

CALVIN KLEIN

Feds say his ads were not really illegal child porn. They just looked like illegal child porn

GREG MADDUX

The Cy Young Award The Cy Young Award The Cy Young Award The Cy Young Award

MICHAEL OVITZ

For presiding over the Magic Kingdom, he stands to make a not-so-goofy half a billion

LOSERS

HOOTERS

Feds tell restaurant chain to hire tacky waiters as well as tacky waitresses

NEWT GINGRICH

Shut down the U.S. after Clinton gave him a bad plane seat--and he didn't even get miles

SHOPPING CARTS

Pediatrics journal calls them unsafe at any speed for 25,000 children injured each year