Fighting Fashions

The politics of protest are becoming so ritualized that rookie rioters are now instructed precisely how to dress for disruption. As an instance, the combat veterans of the Michigan Regional Students for a Democratic Society recently issued a solemn guide to the latest fashions for summer riots and fall fracases. Items:

P: Clothes should be loose for easy movement, particularly running. Motorcycle jackets offer good protection against clubs and Mace, but may cause heat prostration in hot weather. Clothes should have zippered pockets or none at all: "It's not unusual for the pigs to plant dope on people, and if they don't have any place to put it, it makes it harder."

P: Helmets are a necessity. Motorcycle helmets are best, but football helmets or construction hard hats with chin straps will do.

P: Boots are recommended for running since they reduce the danger of twisted ankles. "If you lose a sandal, you're out of it."

P: A wet washcloth carried in a plastic bag (to prevent evaporation) is great for protection against tear gas. "Vaseline can be used against Mace," says the guide, "but it compounds the damage from CS gas. Make up your own mind about this."*

P: "If you wear glasses, have a strap for them, and carry an extra pair." Contrary to liberated fashions, "women should wear bras, men jock straps or cups." Earrings are out, since they may be torn off in a scuffle.

P: "Do not carry address books. The pigs will record every name in them. Do write on your arm some number where a lawyer or a friend can always be reached in case you're busted. Don't carry dope or accept it from anybody--likewise, don't take rocks or packages from anyone. If you do something you could be busted for, split--you don't know who saw you do it."

* Actually, Vaseline can worsen the effects of both Mace and CS if not wiped off immediately.

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