Saucers Flying Upward

For several months the lists of bestselling books have offered multiple proof of man's incurable yearning for marvels. Near the top of the "nonfiction" section stood Immanuel Velikovsky's scientifically preposterous Worlds in Collision (astronomy based on hashed-up mythology). Close below was L. Ron Hubbard's Dianetics (psychiatric home-treatment practiced as a sort of parlor game).

Last week both books were threatened by a new rival in the science-fantasy field. Frank Scully's Behind the Flying Saucers (Henry Holt; $2.75) was amazing its staid publisher with steadily mounting sales.

The Little People. Scully, author of a big-selling humorous anthology called Fun in Bed, is a Hollywood columnist for Variety, show business' smart-cracking trade sheet. On nearly every page of his solemn book is proof that he may not know much about science but that he is, as they say in show business, an "operator."

Author Scully short-circuits his critics in advance by an inverted appeal to "military security." Flying saucers are real, he states, and are of non-earthly origin; at three flying saucers have been captured in the southwest, along with their scorched crews of extraterrestrial midgets. But all the "scientists" who examined the craft have been silenced, Author Scully says, by threats from the Government, egged on by the Air Force. "You've got to believe me," says Scully in effect, "all informed denials are official lies."

One More Wonder. Scully got his start as a flying-saucer expert by association with talented Oilman Silas M. Newton of Denver, who, he says, locates oil deposits by their microwaves (microwaves do not penetrate rock). Through Newton, Scully met a mysterious "Dr. Gee," who does similar feats by detecting "magnetic waves" (which do not exist) with a magnetron (a radio transmitter tube, not a detection device). Flying saucers, says Dr. Gee (quoted by Scully), travel among the planets by magnetism. Their 3 1/2-ft. crewmen have perfect teeth with no cavities. For food they carry little wafers. One wafer was dunked in a gallon of water. "It swelled up and overflowed. It was fed to guinea pigs and they thrived on it." On another memorable occasion, Dr. Gee saw several little men hop into an undamaged space saucer and make it disappear like a "hallucination."

Measured for scientific credibility, Scully's science ranks below the comic books. Rival "operators," including Variety's Joe Laurie Jr., who reviewed Behind the Flying Saucers, suspect that Scully may be kidding. In any case, his book's quick success is an interesting comment on the public's dazed state of mind toward recent scientific wonders. After accepting atomic energy, radar, etc., presumably the public could swallow almost anything. Why not believe Dr. Gee's saucer-borne midgets flying in from the depths of space?

One More Denial. The present-day effectiveness of "military security" (e.g., during construction of the atom bomb) has made the public suspicious of all official denials. What sort of new, fantastic wonders may be concealed behind the denials? Modern air engines (turbojets, ramjets, rockets) are powerful enough to make almost anything fly. Disc-shaped helicopters with ramjets on their rotor edges are not impossible. They are not midget-manned space ships but their test flights might have provided a base for flying saucer reports.

Theoretically, of course, invading space ships are not impossible. The point is that neither Scully nor any other purveyor of flying-saucer tales has yet produced firm evidence that they exist. There are no convincing photographs of them. Scully says he has handled metals they are made of (harder than diamond, with melting points above 10,000DEG), but no such miraculous stuff has yet been reported by any reputable laboratory.

Last week the Air Force, in a rather tired voice, denied once again that it has ever found any evidence of any space ships or that it is concealing any of its own. Once again, flying-saucer enthusiasts were unconvinced.

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