Fish Story. Off Santa Monica, Calif., Fishermen Woodrow Wakatsuki and Katsumi Nishitawa had a wonderful catch--they kept hauling in the mackerel till the weight of the fish sank the boat.

Fallen Angel. In Seattle, absent-minded John P. Angel drove his car into a service station, stepped out, discovered too late that he was eight feet aloft on a grease rack.

Vindication. In St. Louis, the staff of the local weather bureau carefully chose the date for its annual picnic, was agreeably surprised when, for the first time in four years, the picnic didn't get rained on.

Give & Take. In Cleveland, William Mate was granted a divorce after telling the court that his wife regularly took $147 out of his regular $147.50 paycheck. In Chicago, Betty Bajorin complained to the judge that her husband threw eggs at her in bed.

Pitfalls of Drink. In Roslyn, N.Y., a stranger in a bar handed Otto Steih Jr. one end of a leash, excused himself for a moment. Still waiting: Otto and the raccoon.

Name? Occupation? In Raleigh, N.C., the local Young Democrats Club elected as its new president one Hoover Taft. In Syracuse, N.Y., a juvenile court warrant placed a piggy-bank-robbery charge against Moppet Jesse James.

Hero. In Oklahoma City, Bus Passenger Curtis Masoner obeyed that impulse--when the bus went past his corner, he kicked the door right off the bus and hopped out.

Audience Reaction. In Asbury Park, N.J., Lawrence Godfrey took a good, long look at a television shot of a nearby crowd, hustled out and found his man, collected the $10 that had been owing him for ten years.

Free at Last. In Rosario, Argentina, Convict Jose Paulino Diaz was finally paroled, got a good job on salary: cooking for the prisoners, as he had been doing all along.

Hideout. In Detroit, the FBI quickly found Navy Deserter George Kovick, who was blowing plastic bubbles in a five-&-dime store window.

Checkmate. In Los Angeles, Henry Gordon's wife complained to police that he had locked her indoors, made her play chess with him for two days running, and she never won once; when she finally tried a little cheating, he chased her out into the street and thrashed her.

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