Fashion Note. In Chicago, a department store featured two brands of sheer nighties, found that "Sinners" outsold "Saints" three to one.

Not Wisely, but Too Well. In Brookings, S.D., trustees of the Church of Christ petitioned the circuit court to keep Mr. & Mrs. Allen R. McMillan from attending services, because they disrupted worship by shouting "amen" too loudly and often.

Broadside. In Los Angeles, the Widows' Protective League asked the Los Angeles Transportation Clinic to do something about wider seats in buses.

Short Snifter. In Philadelphia, the month's liquor rations at the Naval Air Material Center was doled out by Ration Officer I. M. Fried.

Smash Hit. In San Francisco, a streetcar crashed with complete abandon into a Navy shore patrol wagon, drew cheers from watching sailors.

Bare Facts. In Decatur, Ind., Mrs. Elgie May Simmons filed suit for divorce, complaining that in six years of marriage her husband had bought her only one dress (price:

R.I.P. In Rockford, Ill., the. tombstone of Criminal Lawyer John Goembel bore the straight-forward inscription: "The Defense Rests."

Pooch Havens. In Houston, Texas, where all dog-catchers must pass a test to qualify emotionally for their jobs, the city fathers listed these three designated dog c, sanctuaries: i) open garages, 2) yards in with open gates, 3) space beneath houses.

Womanpower. In Chicago, Mrs. Alberta Brooks accidentally dropped a bed on a car parked beneath her window, explained: "When I shake my bedding, I shake it bed and all. It just slipped out of my hands."

System. In Winchester, Va., Chief of Police C. W. Hollis, sick & tired of having street lights broken by vandals, told his men to shoot offenders on sight, then arrest them. Said he, without reservation: "It's easier to arrest them after they're shot."

Change. In Harrisburg, Pa., Larry Lingle swallowed a nickel, coughed up a penny.

You Come Too. In Philadelphia, eight-year-old streptococcus victim Mary Ann Potter said, "I wouldn't mind dying if only papa would go along with me," then died. Three hours later her father had a fatal heart attack.

This file is automatically generated by a robot program, so reader's discretion is required.