Suit

In Chicago, blonde night club Dancer Marion Milner charged that Restaurateur Gus Terzake was responsible for loss of her prospective husband, sued him for $50,000. In her petition Dancer Milner related that on April 26 she stopped for dinner in Gus Terzake's restaurant before going to Chicago's airport to meet the "man of great wealth" with whom she was going to fly to New York and be married. When she left the restaurant, said Dancer Milner, Restaurateur Terzake's clock indicated she had ample time to make the 8 p. m. plane, but when she reached the airport the plane was on its way to New York with the "man of great wealth" who has since married. All of this charged husbandless Dancer Milner, was due to Restaurateur Terzake's failure to set his clock up one hour on April 26 when all Chicago went on daylight saving time.

Lien

In Muncie, Ind., Brooks Morris' car collided with another automobile, landed on Clyde R. Gray's front porch. Mr. Gray straightway chained the car to a tree, announced he would keep it there until Mr. Morris paid damages.

Seeds

In Jeffersonville, Ind., school authorities cocked their heads quizzically when green sprouts popped from walls of the Chestnut Street School, called for an investigation when the sprouts grew into maple saplings. Inquiry revealed that last spring seeds had dropped from a maple tree under which workmen were mixing plaster to repair the school's flood-damaged walls.

New Racket

In the basement of a Manhattan restaurant, one Walter Laurence Jr., 31, was arrested in the act of turning back an electric meter. In court, where he was held for malicious mischief, detectives announced that Manipulator Laurence earned $400 a month with his new racket, helped dishonest commercial consumers save thousands more.

Burn

In Manhattan, WPA Laborer Charles Nyznyk sat down to relax after he had rubbed his stiff neck with alcohol. When Laborer Nyznyk lighted a cigaret, his neck burst into flame.

Savior

In Viareggio, Italy, Tito Bragini dived into the water, saved Gino Lami from drowning. When revived, Lami looked up, murmured to Bragini. "Lend me 50 lire."

Misdemeanor

In Bellshill, Scotland, Invalid John McGuire whooped his wheel chair down the road, zig-zagging furiously. Overtaken by police, he was fined ten shillings for drunken driving.

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