"TIME brings all things."

Head In Oakland, Calif., Henry Smith, Negro, fleeing police, smashed his head against an awning brace so hard he broke two ribs.

Proxy In Canton, China, because Shih Kwangtung could not come from Singapore for his marriage ceremony, the bride's parents selected a handsome rooster to take his place, married her off to it.

Headline In the New York Herald Tribune: BOY, 2, ALL NIGHT AFIELD, CHIRPS AT 6 A. M. POSSE

The story: Ernest Kuster Jr. of Neshanic, N. J., swaddled warmly for motoring, crept off while his father was putting his car in the garage, was found unharmed and happy next morning in the corn & cabbage patch. His posse chirp: "Peekaboo"

Bather In White Plains, N. Y. court J. Bruce Thompson, North Carolina cotton broker, demanded release from the insane asylum to which his brother had had him committed, was asked by the judge: "Isn't it true that at one time you tried to take a bath in corn whiskey?'' Replied J. Bruce Thompson: "I reckon I did try to do that in one of my more debauched moments. . ."

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