"Names make news." Last week these names made this news:

George V, Rex et Imperator, heard a record of one of his radio speeches. "Dear me,'' said he, ''I must have had a cold.'

Edward of Wales and Greta Garbo

attended a Stockholm Turkish bath at the same time, did not meet.

Benito Mussolini fired 24 shots at Italy's national rifle tournament, scored twelve bull's-eyes, forgot to open his breech lock when finished. Said an official, "I am sorry, Your Excellency, but you are fined five lire [26-c-]." Smiling, Il Duce paid.

A creek discovered in the Koyukuk River region of Alaska on the goth birthday of Oliver Wendell Holmes, retired U. S. Supreme Court Justice, was named Holmes Creek by the U. S. Geographic Board.

James Augustine Farrell, longtime (1911-32) president of U. S. Steel Corp., agreed to conduct a monthly graduate seminar in foreign trade at Georgetown University's School of Foreign Service, created by his endowment in 1919.

Medical affidavits filed with the court in Soprano Rosalinda Morini's $250,000 libel suit against Otto Hermann Kahn disclosed that he was abed at his Manhattan home, in serious condition with high blood pressure, angina pectoris, complicating pulmonitis.

Constance Cutter Morrow, youngest daughter of the late famed Ambassador and Senator, who was vice president of her freshman class at Smith College last year, was elected sophomore president.

Captain Henry S. Bauer of the Dollar Liner President Van Buren, endurance floating champion, went for a swim off Juhu, the Lido of Bombay. India. An off-shore current, too strong to swim against, carried him far to sea. Composing himself. Captain Bauer simply floated about waiting for a shoreward current, was picked up after several hours by fishermen.

Flying his plane upside down at 90 m. p. h. in a stunting exhibition at the Long Island Aviation Country Club, Reginald Langhorne ("Pete") Brooks,

30, Manhattan socialite, nephew of Lady Astor, crashed into a telephone pole, escaped with head lacerations and a broken ankle.

Said Mrs. Juliette Leiter, relict of Tycoon Joseph Leiter, when questioned in an income tax recovery suit about expenses charged to upkeep of her Washington mansion: "Why, the expenses for that es- tablishment are enormous. I would say about $6,000 a month."

With his back in a cast because of injuries received from falling off a ladder in a well. Major General Smedley Darling" ton Butler left his bed to address a veterans' rally at Norristown, Pa. Secretary of Agriculture Arthur Mastick Hyde, who said he had not milked a cow for 20 years, lost a milking contest in Shenandoah, Iowa to Earl May, operator of radio station KFNF, owned by Henry ("Himself") Field, Republican nominee for Senator. The loser's plea: "The trick is to get a lot of foam in the milk so the pop bottle will fill up quickly." Norman B. Collins, president of Security Bank and Second Security Bank of Chicago, and his wife were kidnapped in Wilmette (Chicago suburb) by five men in a black sedan who demanded $100,000 ransom. Arguing with their captors as they drove hither & yon, Mr. & Mrs. Collins got the demand down to $5,000. She was released to telephone to Chairman James B. Forgan Jr. of Second Security Bank, while Banker Collins rode on in the black sedan. Banker Collins was later released, failed to say whether or not ransom was paid.

Calling his action a blow at merchants who encourage dependent wives to luxurious credit buying, Author Clarence Budington Kelland contested a suit brought against him by a Manhattan gownshop for bills of $3,313 incurred by his wife. Said he: "I allege that my financial condition at no time would justify a characterization of hose at $6.50 a pair, a white Panama hat at $40, cloth coat at $420, dresses at $225 and $250, and perfumery at $25 or $15, as necessaries for my wife." Ill lay: Mrs-- John Work Garrett, of bronchial influenza, in Baltimore; Charles Spencer Chaplin, of food poisoning, in Hollywood; Dr, Rolla Eugene Dyer, typhus fever expert of the U. S. Public Health Service, of typhus fever, in Washington ; Edward Beale McLean in Paris.

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