Loyal Frankfurters

When Wilhelm II was All Highest he frequently gave audience to learned persons, instructing them and submitting to instruction on set topics of his own choosing.

This becomingly imperial custom was resumed, last week, when there journeyed to Doom four loyal Frankfurters, all professors of Orientology at the University of Frankfurt.

Instructor Wilhelm II first lectured for 75 minutes on the topic "Ocean Traffic," then listened to four 30-minute lectures on Buddhism, Mohammedanism, and Oriental art, architecture.

By way of reward or memento a chip recently hewn by the active axe of Wilhelm of Doom was presented to each Frankfurter.