Monday, Sep. 20, 1926

Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

"A powerful hypodermic injection of graft." (P. 9.)

Horrendous, nine-foot immigrants. (P. 19.)

Mountains impliedly faith-moved. (P. 10.)

A powerful brute that "you can drive right through hell." (P. 32.)

A crone cheated of her shadow. (P. 40.)

FREE! 50,000 fish forks. (P.40.)

Prowling rhinos, hyenas, leopards, in the dark. (P. 19.)

White officers locked up and fed sparingly. (P. 15.)

Providing food for antelopes, turtles, anteaters. (P. 19.)

Four hand-grenades, a revolver, a pocketful of dumdums

The pagan squirm of a senile pen. (P. 24.)

Suit, coop, raddiator, worshing, kewpon, kaif, pitcher, umberella, athaletic, fillum. (P. 22.)

Gold cigaret case "Mementos" (P. 9.)