Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

Certain things one does not talk about at the luncheon table. (Page 22, column 3.)

A thumb at every Chinese nose. (P. 16, col. 2.)

A person of pleasing accomplishments. (P. 15, col. 3.)

The skinny neck and long horselike upper lip. (P. 28, col. 3.)

The Negro boys who act as caddies at Pinehurst. (P. 9, col. 3.)

Thousands of wall-eyed masks with halitosis. P. 8, col. 3.)

A face like a soiled lemon wafer. (P. 18, col. 3.)

A faded Ophelia in the copper-lined bathtub. (P. 17, col. 1.)

"A plague upon your grandmother." (P. 16, col. 1.)

Young women . . . raving drunk. (P. 26, col. 2.)