Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

A green glooming fluid in a sticky bottle. (P. 18.)

Hearty Renaissance humor related in purest Brooklynese. (P. 15.)

The dauble life of clergymen, professors, business men. (P. 13.)

An unobliging turtle. (P. 1.)

A situation as complex and interdependent as a chess problem. (P. 26.)

A duchess' reckless regard for a young silversmith. (P. 15.)

Fever, Sweating, temper, sensitiveness. (P. 18.)

The famous call "Rush help!" (P. 27.)

A creature of nightmare . . . the most abject embodiment of mankind on earth (P. 12.)

A 40-lb. Senator--source of endless jest. (P. 6.)

A windy, creaky, rain-bitten house. (P. 13.)

A signal "contemptuous in tone and insubordinate in character." (P.

30.)

A florid, proud, vigorous man of 45. (P. 6.)

Gadfly Mencken! (P. 18.)

The three obsessions of "a mad sort of woman." (P. 13.)

A favorite topic of conversation in Parisian cafes. (P. 9.)