Monday, Oct. 13, 1924

"Aftr a cursory view of TIME's summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:

An artful, eel-hipped dodger. (P. 28.)

The golden key of the Capital in a plush case. (P. 1.)

Mrs. Donahey, she's listened to Vic's banging since 1897. (P. 6.)

Throngs of less burly males and galaxies of highly agitated females. (P. 28.)

Efforts to make the patient feel that he is not one of many. (P. 20.)

An elderly, slightly rheumatic man. (P. 28.)

A bigger and better orchestra for Milwaukee. (P. 13.)

Naughty urchins whose pranks bring reminiscent lumps to shriveled throats. (P. 14.)

A first hair, curving proudly. (P. 14.)

A human and readable critic. (P. 13.)

Red-coated, white-breeched fox hunters; black and white female fox hunters. (P. 1.)

Two Siamise natives legally joined together. (P. 12.)

The enterprising firm of Procter and Gamble. (P. 16.)

Nine men just back from their summer vacations. (P. 5.) A to And, And to Aus and their fellows. (P. 17.)

A splendid decoration from King Vittorio Emanuele. (P. 18.)

The fecund pen of an eminent cartoonist. (P. 20.)

A true and thoughtful friend of the people. (P. 1.)