VIEW with ALARM

Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

Snickers and guffaws on the part of a learned audience.

Fiery John Spargo.

A flock of unclean birds.

A white-trash father who drank himself to death.

Certain cinemalicious adjectives reserved for scions.

Princes--"Never can they hope to hear the truth in such matters."

A report pregnant with gloom.

A keen-minded Democrank.

The questions of Mr. Pattangall-- "the familiar trick questions of the ordinary politician."

A gigantic, morose, hirsute inmate.

Max Marston. Confused, he topped drives.

"Dirty liar!" applied to a U. S. Senator.

A beadle, an archdeacon, a priest in a red biretta.

The adventures of Random, Pickle & Jones.

The 400,000,000 people of China meeting on the field of battle.

A charming and affectionate letter.

An outcast from journalism.