Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

"Sleeping beauties, glossily torpid with pulchritude." (P. 14.)

A beggar standing in front of a Rolls-Royce show window. (P. 2.)

A House of Lords and Ladies. (P. 7.)

A reporter of the New York Evening Post. (P. 18.)

A stolid Berliner and his wife, sister, daughter, masquerading as Abdul Kaffir, etc. (P. 16.)

Huge beasts that are prowling the mountains of South Platte Canon. (P. 1.)

"Men become women." (P. 12.)

"Fearful shrieks, sights unholy. . ." (P. 14.)

"Banquets here, banquets there, newspapers, speeches, toasts, contracts-- then Japan." (P. 30.)

Stickers--some 200,000 of them-- bearing Mr. LaFollette's name. (P. 1.)

A cigar that dropped from a mouth and rolled unnoticed to the floor. (P. 8.)

Nations not sure of what is where. (P. 20.)

Europe's juice. (P. 7.)

A long procession of persons. . . "every one of them fleeing before the police." (P. 16.)

Five men like Metaxas. (P. 11.)

Connubial convulsions. (P. 14.)

The Prince's hat and cuffs. (P. 16.)