Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

The insanity of Don Lorenzo Perosi, greatest living composer of sacred music. (P. 18.)

No Civil Service examination for an old Marion neighbor of the President. (P. 6.)

The alleged "naughty nightlife" of the wild women employed by the Government in Washington. (P.25.)

Judges who send editors to jail for printing legitimate news. (P. 24.)

The Sims-Denby fracas. (P. 5.)

A proposed increase in the Dutch Navy. (P. 12.)

Three Ambassadors on the same ship. (P. 6.)

Five hundred thousand dollar Filipino independence lobby in Washington. (P. 7.)

The proposed Swiss corner in Angora cats, which may violate the Chester concession. (P. 12.)

No cure for cancer. (P. 22.) Archbishops who bet. (P. 9.)

A dollar a minute for the referee of the Gould accounts. (P. 19.)

The British amateur golf supremecy, which has lasted 20 years. (P. 24.)

The perpetual President of the United States. (P. 25.)

John Randolph of Roanoke, who was a "furious negative" for 30 years in the House of Representatives. (P. 14.)

The round, steel tennis-racket. (P. 24.)

Greek unwillingness to pay for the devastation of Anatolia. (P. 8.)

" Little Theatre " groups. (P. 16.)

Flying phalangers, bandicoots, wombats and spotted dasyures. (P. 21.)