Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

Irvin S. Cobb, who places his high-priced humor at the disposal of the suitings business. (P. 24.)

Frauds at Monaco. (P. 12.)

The Controller General of the United States. He does so much. He is so little known. (P. 2.)

Egyptians who do not support opera. " The man who hath no music in his soul is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils. Let no such man be trusted, etc." (P. 18.)

Lenin, officially alive, unofficially dead. (P. 11.)

The frequency with which the Supreme Court irritates the nation. (P. 3.)

Royalties derived from "the Lenten play." (P. 17.)

The intimate relations of Ludendorff and Hitler. (P. 10.)

Those people of Genesis who would have gone to bed Wednesday night with a grouch because the Creator had not finished His job. (P. 1.)

Boy Joshua's desertion of the patriarchal farm. (P. 4.)

The influence of Barnum, father of Buncombe. (P. 16.)

Woman's determination to cash in on the phrase " With all my worldly goods I thee endow." (P. 7.)

Dinner jackets in Cymbeline. (P. 17.)

The temperamental reconciliations of money-making opera stars. (P. 18.)

The "practical film" which will make every home its own Hollywood. (P. 17.)

William Randolph Hearst. (P. 24 & 25.)